UrbanStems
Give the Past Its Flowers
Fresh flowers are the gift we’ve come to expect for beginnings and condolences. But for everything that you’ve been dying to be done with, you need something more appropriate. To properly celebrate the endings you’ve been waiting for, Urbanstems is introducing a line of dead flower bouquets. It’s time to Give the Past Its Flowers.
The Proper Package
Our dead flower bouquets will be delivered in revamped packaging that reminds the recipient how overrated forever actually is.
A Fond Farewell
Send a customized Death Letter with each bouquet to properly honor the shit being left behind.
Petal to the Medal
UrbanStems is delivering its dead bouquets in a one-of-a-kind hearse delivery van.
The (Dead) Rose Parade
Throughout the month of December, we’re collecting people’s dead and dying bouquets all over the Los Angeles area. On January 1st, these dead flowers will be unveiled on a float at Tournament of Roses Parade, Pasadena in California, inviting everybody their and the millions viewing around the world to celebrate leaving 2025 in the review mirror.
Bury the Beef
We’re squashing internet beefs by sending both parties one of our dead bouquets.
Obitchuaries
Instagram and TikTok will be filled with Obitchuaries, the best send-offs we can give to the worst things that have ever happened to us.